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[Jack turns around, waving a fan in front of his face]
Jack: You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homonculus and his friend with the wooden eye, both. [stops fanning] And Turner. Especially Turner. And he were twins, you can have all three of them. [continues fanning]
Beckett: [turning the piece of eight in his fingers] And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Jack: [slowly stops fanning again] What interest is she to you?
Beckett: [interested smile] Hmmm.
Jack: The rest go with me aboard the Pearl and I will lead you to Shipwreck Cove. Bloody fair deal, d'you think?
Beckett: [sets down coin] Jack. [gets up out of his seat] I've just recalled. I've got this wonderful compas which points to whatever I want. So for what do I need you? [displays the compas in his palm]
Jack: Points to the thing you want most. And that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: [smiling] Me! [falters] ...Dead.
[Beckett opens the compas. Jack dances to the left, avoiding the arrow. Dances to the right.]
Beckett: [closing the compas with a loud snap] Damn. [tosses the compas to Jack, who in return tosses the fan; fans himself this time] Although...it occurs: if I got what I wanted most, then wouldn't I wanted second-most, become the thing I wanted most? [takes a breath] So if I kill you, then I can find Shipwreck Cove, [Jack grimaces] is it...on my own. [pulls out a tiny pistol and points it at Jack] Cut out the middle man. As it were. [Jack looks up for a minute] Literally.
Jack: [steps away from him] With ME killed, you'd arrive at the Cove, find it a stronghold nigh impregnable; they've been able to withstand blockade for years. Then you'd be wishing, "Oh, if only there were someone I had not killed inside to ensure that the pirates then come OUTside.
Beckett: And you can accomplish all this, can you?
Jack: [steps back and spreads his arms] You may kill me but you may never insult me. ..Who am I? [Beckett is speechless] ...Mm, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
[Right when Beckett tries to say something, BOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!]

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